Task

A spontaneous Hero story for Christmas or an evolving story for a TV series

(Start) For the Christmas story improvised during a gathering, you or the Hero decides who will speak next just by pointing a finger. For the TV series each block starts out very rough and then is improved by anyone over days and weeks. Two ways to honor and compete for your favorite Special Hero!
For the instant Hero or Christmas story during a gathering, you and anyone else can film. You might have 500 people filming. Everyone edits any block they like for time and uploads it to the right place. This lets the soundtrack be recorded from one source, by anyone or by mixing natural sound. For example, on a two day convention anyone can film a tribute on day one. Everyone who shot a block they like, edits for time and uploads that evening. The next day, anyone at the convention can create their own version of events in less than a minute. Weeks, months or years later you will have video from dozens or hundreds of sources already cut and polished ready to create instant episodes.
For an impromptu toast at a birthday, wedding or celebration, print this page and hand it out. Skip the printing by showing the show the QR code for this page on your phone
Instant improv party game
Everybody looks at this "Task" page (https://piratedivebar.com/task) on their phones to know how to play.  Improv players do not need to login!
Decide on the number of teams, length of time and how often.  Two people can play but so can hundreds or thousands.  You can have live and online players on teams. You can play just once or have different teams make a presentation every week or month.
Lets say you have a group of 100 people at a wedding.  You can do true improv by the timer pointing to people and saying "You are on in 3, 2 1" or have 20 random or pre-selected people to improvise tributes.  One team for the bride, one team for the groom.  You can tell them weeks in advance to prepare.  You can also prepare a video tribute to play at the wedding instead of instant improv.
For the instant improv somebody needs to be the time keeper and somebody needs to record video.  Draw 20 names or assign 20 names for the 20 blocks lettered A-T.  The names can go back in the hat to be drawn again and again or single use.  The timekeeper counts down from 3 with their fingers and A begins. This is done for all letters and the camera stays on for 30 minutes. Other people can record "B" roll with their cell phones to make a final production after the wedding. If you are the presenter for a comedy bumper you have 30 seconds to be funny.  If you are an interactive commercial you have 30 seconds to organize everyone to present a gift or toast of some kind. If you are having a tropical adventure (honeymoon) you create a dance, song or something else.  When you give the results of what just happened you improvise on the spot.  If you are playing bride against groom you have an hour of entertainment and a 2 lasting improv videos.
If you are part of a corporation or at a convention split into teams.  Every week, month or year a team or department can make a presentation to honor the Hero. When you have 2 people they choose people for the team. If you have hundreds you have a Hero, Coach and Assistant Coach.  The assistant coach organizes have 20 block captains.  Each block captain chooses their team. 

 Block titleTime in
Minutes
Block description
    
AOpening local story2Introduce the competition, episode & prizes
BComedy Bumper 11Introduce how comedy bumpers work & first one
CInteractive Commercial 11Introduce how interactive commercials work & first one
DLocal story 15Introduce the team and the quality of life challenge
EComedy bumper 2.5stock
FInteractive Commercial 2.5Second interactive commercial
GInteractive Commercial 3.5Third interactive commercial
HComedy bumper 3.5stock
ILocal Story 24Work towards solving the problem
JComedy Bumper 4.5stock
KInteractive Commercial 4.5Fourth Interactive commercial
LInteractive Commercial 5.5Fifth Interactive commercial
MComedy Bumper 5.5stock
NLocal Story 35Show how the solution is achieved
OClosing Local Story1Results the team achieved
POpening Tropical Adventure1Foreshadow their adventure
QClosing Tropical Adventure3Adventure results, Celebration
RInteractive Commercial Results1Results, Prizes, Donor Recognition
SWebsite Results1Results, Prizes, Donor Recognition
TEpisode Closing1Updates, coming attractions, credits
Assembly
Edit a playlist
example "testing"
No stories have been written. This option is not available during pre-production
Other options
For now, choose the episode called "ARK" ...A Random Act of Kindness.
Are you ready to submit?
Download these links into the youtube editor or your favorite editor.

This is a pre-production demonstration using links that are not active. When we move into production and stories are written, these links can be downloaded and assembled into your favorite editing program or into a video produced with the youtube editor.

 

Episode Playlist #0 testing A B C D .E. F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T

This part is about the TV series. If you have seen the instructional video on the HELP link, start your treasure hunt on the Treasure page (If you are a dedicated volunteer with enough skill you can recycle to micro-fund a small production or just coffee!). Find volunteer missions that let you share good cheer and do good deeds that can produce video for your story. They can also create B-roll or train you as cast or crew! This is public domain media free to copy and paste. Everything is on a timeline. When you submit a script or link you become the Captain of it. When you collaborate, correct or improve, you become the crew. You can “Mutiny” by copying and pasting somebody else’s idea and forming your own crew to work on it. A Captain is always able to prove a mutiny because of the timeline. A mutiny is something that is encouraged among pirates as it improves the block. The original Captain can put down the mutiny and copy and paste the improvement and put it on their better timeline spot. Your mutiny might be forgiven or off the plank you go! Your goal is to become the actual crew of an episode and be paid in shares as one of the crew.
You are paid in two ways. Nonprofit shares for a scholarship or sports scholarship good for any 501 c 3 nonprofit including anything in the National treasure chest, and secondly, profit shares in an S-corporation.
The Coach gets 66% of the episode gross to support the Hero. The Coach keeps the Hero share within their monthly allowable earnings or within their management capability. 1% of gross goes to the Coach’s mama. (Mama is the person that referred the Coach.) The remaining 33% is split by time for the 20 blocks. The S-corp episode revenue is from selling commercial blocks G & K. All other S-corp revenue supports the vocational group home described on our about page. If you are the Captain of a winning block, you get the block percentage and divide it up unequally amongst your crew. To keep with our comedy pirate theme, the captain should pay himself at least 3 times as much as any other shareholder and create favoritism from brown nosers and misery for galley slaves like that old oar. The innocent are punished for their innocence with booby prizes to set an example of what could happen if the guilty earned booty prizes. This comical tyranny creates the best chance for somebody on the team to mutiny and submit their own block to compete against their captain and leave the captain adrift with nothing. (Basically the same plot, treachery, double crossing, psyops and false flag moves you see in any pirate adventure ever made! Bribe every judge you see early and often with our nonprofit coin call a “loony.” Judges like loony booty! Roll your treachery into “comedy bumpers” and start acting like a bunch of scurvy dog pirates!)
It takes less than a minute to assemble a 30 minute episode as shown above. The block description page explains each block. Start here. Anyone can make their own custom episode using any blocks they want and compare it to the broadcast episode for bragging rights to prove how much better their material is than what was broadcast.
Heat Status and a new deadline is updated on Mondays.  If a team misses a deadline, they can be bumped by the next team in line who has completed that heat.

 

Heat 1  Teams completed 3  Deadline Open

 

Think of a race for sailboats. Every sailor uses the identical type of boat. All the episodes are designed to follow the same 20 blocks of time and content. At the end of the competition all the A blocks will compete to be the best A block, and the B blocks, C blocks etc. This continues for each block. 5 playoff episodes and one grand prize episode and winner. In later seasons “remake” contests will occur. The production uses evolving storyboards so remakes using this public domain content are easy to do.
Choose a team and put the loony booty you scored with in the fish net. You “Get Loony” by using the “Create” button. It doesn’t matter what team you score with, the leaderboard is for how much loony booty you put in the fish net. Try and be the high scorer for as many teams as possible. The first round for door prizes is over when a team reaches 100,000 loonies.