July 4, 2025 President Trump declares the beginning of a year long “Great American State Fair,” for our 250th Birthday.
Within walking distance of your neighborhood, or as close to you as possible this site will let you CREATE or FIND any type of 250th birthday celebrations! These can be as small as noticing a flag on a boat, patriotic volunteers organized at an apartment clubhouse to spread good cheer and good deeds, celebration games at a sports bar or city, state and national celebrations. Volunteer for your country to spread good cheer and good deeds like any birthday party! Get a pirate coin called a “Loony” when you volunteer or donate fun and food. Exchange loonies at our “Great American State Fair” for prizes, food or adventure.
Philadelphia Pennsylvania had a notorious PIRATE DIVE BAR called the “Tun Tavern.” George Washington recruited and commanded over 2,000 scurvy dog pirates from the Tun Tavern to help him fight for freedom. The marines would later hoist their flag for the first time at the Tun Tavern. The Navy also hoisted their flag for the first time at the Tun Tavern. The pirate dive bar called the Tun Tavern created many well known groups of patriotic Americans.
Out gunned, out manned, in small ships eating rotten food, suffering heavy losses, without these scurvy dog pirates we may have never won our battle for freedom against the British. The greatest weapon we had was the good cheer, high morale and fighting spirit that USA pirates were well known for. The musicians, dancers and singers on the pirate ships were the most revered crew as they began and shared the good cheer. They were the first rock stars of the USA!
George Washington commanded an all volunteer army to fight for freedom. A public ledger kept track of the good deeds of every person. We do the same and keep score with a pirate coin called a “Dubloon.” To remind us to always start with good cheer, and “Get Loony” we call these coins “Loonies.”
Carnival booths are where good cheer and good deeds are found at our “Great American State Fair.” You can “Get Loony” at a carnival booth by volunteering, celebrating, entertaining, sharing an adventure or going on treasure hunts.
Our patriotic adventures at carnival booths are enjoyed with real people and are not electronic simulations. The Monarchy may send spies into our carnival booths. We only allow scurvy dog pirates into the Pirate Dive Bar and not the people called the British who are commanded by Queen Karen. You can be a scurvy dog that plays, a carnival barker that creates fun or a working dog too busy to go to the carnival. Mermaids are found at the Petting Zoo inside the Pirate Dive Bar. Mermaids serve food and now have no tax on tips as was previously decreed by the very old Queen Karen. Sharks can be found all around and if a bribed judge finds you innocent, you walk the plank or go down the escalator, your choice.
A Mermaids treasure chest and loony booty can be recycled for cash or lure sailors into doom and into the drink. (A drink called “Crashed on the rocks.”)
A “Knotty Nauti Photo Contest” will test your freedom of speech and good cheer. Tell everyone you post Knotty Nauti pictures. “Would they like to see them?” The Karaoke Challenge Game will challenge you to be a rock star of sea shanties, patriotic songs and dancing pirate jigs. Treasure maps are as small as QR codes. These maps can be made into stickers, posters or even temporary water based tattoos placed on the small of your back. We call these QR tattoos “Tramp Stamps.” The Tramp Stamp game is where anyone can show a tramp stamp on their phone, print it or wear it. Scurvy dog pirates will try to get their paws on your loony booty by scanning your tramp stamp. The biggest booty wins! Pirate trivia will test your sea skills and Pirate School will teach you how to become part of military styled precision boat parades. You will know your start time, safety procedures, position in a squad, squad in a group and group in a parade. Without Pirate School you don’t have a boat parade, you have a stampede. On board each boat is their own carnival booth where they can live stream by any method and be easily connected to by anyone. Each boat competes to have 10 seconds of good cheer featured as a comedy bumper, during the main broadcast of the TV series called “Special Heroes.”
Special Heroes are patriotic pirates born with the special powers of Down syndrome, autism, spina bifida or who have other special powers. Our patriotic mission is to turn Special Heroes into Super Heroes!
B roll can be submitted from any carnival booth or boat in a parade to create comedy bumpers for the TV series called “Special Heroes.” Instead of a house or garden being fixed up, in each episode a gang of scurvy dog pirates turns a Special Hero into a Super Hero by solving quality of life issues for employment, education, housing and the most important thing, the pursuit of happiness.
