Get Loony
When you donate 25 cents to any nonprofit we list, you get 1 reward coin called a Loony. You can "Get Loony" playing "Get Loony", with other people.
Just like the internet, every Pirate here is trying to catfish loonies. If you know everyone is catfishing, will you still take the bait?
A picture on a game card is the bait, when you click on the picture a booty battle begins with the catfish and the catfisher to negotiate a deal on the bait.
The person that created the game card is called the Bootymaster. When you transfer loonies to the Bootymaster, they “Get Loony.” You are the catfish, and you were caught hook line and sinker when you transferred loonies to them. You expect to be gutted and eaten, but will they give you an honest deal and let you go?
Skill, luck, practice, hard work and carnival barking skills are needed to craft game card bait to "Get Loony" and become a master baiter.
Every time you bid on a game card, expect to be catfished and cheated. You will be cheated, you just don’t know when. All players will try to convince you that you won’t be cheated, just like the internet. You can see any bodies booty and booty history by doing a booty search. Anyone can clean their dirty booty history with fake accounts, back room deals and anything they can think of using the transfer widget. Use your investigative skills to sniff out the clean booty and make deals. Then expect that a faked history of dirty booty will get you into trouble again.
If you were cheated, or very suspiciously were not cheated, you can bribe the Bootymaster to settle this dispute. The Bootymaster selects any booby prize she wants, ignores you or catfishes you for another bribe. Nobody knows if she made a selection or if she is bribed to make a different selection or when a booby prize will be awarded. She can change the innocent person being punished or the booby prize at the last second.
The bootymaster only chooses an innocent person to punish. She also doesn’t know the difference between a reward and a punishment.
Every body that is guilty claims they are innocent. One person is just as innocent as another. Since the Bootymaster doesn’t know if they are guilty or innocent, she picks an innocent person just to know for sure.
Booby prizes could be jalapenos, a ping pong paddle or whipped cream or anything you want such as wearing a MAGA hat or worse yet saying you love the LA Dodgers. Some people like jalapenos so eating a handful might not be a punishment. Some people like being paddled with a ping pong paddle so that might not be a punishment. Eating a cup of whip cream might be a punishment the next morning for somebody lactose intolerant.
Anybody can make a gambling game card to gamble on any aspect of the booby prize. Back room deals and bribes are made to catfish loonies into taking the gamble.
The Bootymaster can switch from a live person to an online person and back to a live person for weeks on end and keep the game open for an indefinite period.
This means that if you are playing at Rudy’s, and you go home, you can still play online with the people still in the game through zoom and chat even though none of them were there at the start.
The biggest booty wins! If everyone has been creating great game cards and bad choices there will be a lot of volunteering or donating to support the nonprofits on this site.
We want you to sell your loony booty for cash! A server that sells her loony booty for cash is called a Mermaid. Her treasure chest is where you will find her booty. Her lair is found at the sports bar she works at. We call the sports bar a petting zoo. (Ask any server how true that is!) Feeding mermaids loonies at the petting zoo will make their booty bigger. When it is big enough, Mermaids can sell their loony booty for cash. They tuck the cash into their treasure chest and then walk away with all the booty.
Loonies are just like any other item you sell at a yard sale. Make any deal you want to sell them for cash. Everyone gets 1 loony for every 25 cents when they donate with PayPal to a nonprofit. If a person wants 100 loonies for a yard sale item, somebody needs to donated $25 to a nonprofit for those 100 loonies to exist. If you have been pedaling your loony booty at the petting zoo you might have those100 loonies. You could offer them $15 and give a away a free beer (if the boss is not looking). That person saves $10 and gets a free beer. You get $15 cash minus the free beer if the boss was looking. You can use folding cash or a cash app. You keep the cash with no paperwork or registration just like any other item you sell at a yard sale.
To sell loonies, you risk being "cashfished." You start by transfering loonies into another persons account. Now, just like everyone else how has transferred loonies, you wait to see if you were catfished or not. If you got folding cash or cash app cash you were not catfished. If you didn’t, you actually didn’t lose anything as loonies have less value than monopoly money! Monopoly money at least has the value of the paper for recycling or burning.
We want every person to try and sell loonies for cash. If you are not a Mermaid (server), you are called a shark. Mermaids can have a hard time in this economy. We prefer you exchange cash with them.
Selling loonies creates motivation for viral marketing. This type of "fun raising" does not cost us a dime.
One thing, when you transfer loonies they shrink by about 15%. We will playfully catfish you with rate changes just like we are the private bank called the Federal Reserve. Eventually loonies will disappear and somebody will have to donate to get more or the fun stops.
When you are not playing "Get Loony", our thrift store contains products and services found with a device called a volunteer coupon. Music, games, education and sports are found with a device called an epiphany. The Easy, Average or Expert menus will guide you through our community thrift store from shopper to creator.
Our actual store uses a reward coin that you get when you donate directly to the Atlanta Volunteers. This is called a Valor Coin. It can be used at our store for swag and at our clubhouse on Lake Lanier for scuba, sailing, lake Lanier access and events.
Get Loony
The Biggest Booty Wins!
You can catfish, gamble, cheat, lie, steal, whore out other players with or without their knowledge and consent, rig bets, bribe judges, punish the innocent with booby prizes and if that doesn’t work, use just enough honest deals to walk the other team down the garden path for the big score.
You use a coin called a “Loony.” You can do a “Booty Search” on any player to see how loony they are. You can read all the messages and see all the transactions since creating the account.
There are two ships. Righteous and Volunteers. Rudy’s Righteous Pirates and the Atlanta Volunteers operate those ships. Online players can join the live players. Everyone is playing as a single player, as a team player and for as many different mutinous gangs as they want. They can switch sides whenever they want especially after stealing from their own gang with a false flag ploy.
Game cards are the bait to catfish loonies. The author of a game card is called the Bootymaster. A transfer widget on the game card lets anyone transfer loonies to the Bootymaster for whatever catfishing scheme she and her mutinous gang has cooked up.
There are four types of game cards. Gamble, Game, Volunteer Coupons and Epiphanies. Gamble and Game cards can be produced in seconds but volunteer coupons and epiphanies could take 5 minutes or much more depending on the detail you put into it. If you are a master baiter you will craft and change your game cards over many weeks of play. This produces elaborate catfishing schemes with a gang of online and live players.
A great scheme is introduced to players at work, school, other sports bars and any other great fishing spots to easily catch loonies.
Each game card has a family friendly listing page and an action page. The moderation score on the listing page warns you of the content on the action page. Any person can remove any post for any reason by down voting the post to minus 11. This is true community moderation.
If there is legal free speech such as cussing, smoking or drinking on the listing page, that is at least a score of negative one so that post should be removed by down voting it to -11.
Action pages for game cards have three ratings. Sailor, Landlubber and Pirate. Sailor and Pirate are opposites and Landlubber is in the middle. Sailor posts are any positive number. These are for quiet safe family friendly conditions that are suitable for work or school. If you are teaching scuba, first aid or sailing you would want a quiet safe Sailor rating. If you are cussing, drinking, cussing, smoking or cussing you would want sports bar like landlubber rating. If you are showing off the tricks your pet mermaid can do you would want a pirate rating.
The person that creates a post is called a Bootymaster. A widget on the action page lets anybody feed loonies to the Bootymaster. This makes her booty bigger. The biggest booty wins! (Just like dating sites.)
You only need to create one post to be a Bootymaster, but the more you create the better your chances of catfishing loonies. You can sell your loony booty for cash, trade it, or get righteous discounts at Rudy’s .
The Bootymaster punishes the innocent with booby prizes. This creates action that everyone else can gamble on or a reason to bribe the Bootymaster. The punishments can be things like jalapenos, a ping pong paddle or whipped cream. The Bootymaster doesn’t know the difference between a punishment and a reward.
Some people can’t eat hot peppers, some love them. Some people like being paddled with a ping pong paddle, some do the paddling. Some people like whipped cream, but those that are lactose intolerant get punished next morning from the whip cream.
Everybody that commits a crime claims to be innocent, so who should the Bootymaster punish? Since one person is just as innocent as another person, the Bootymaster only punishes an innocent person. This way she knows for sure that she is punishing the right person.
Rules
1. You lose
Your only action
1. Transfer coins to another player expecting to be catfished, cheated, ignored or given a booby prize from the bootymaster
Strategy
1. False flag plays, bribes, treason, rigged gambling, mutiny or using a mermaid to lure sailors to their doom
Mutiny
1. You join a gang by using a shared login and spit and swear. When the Bootymaster isn’t looking, grab her booty and treasure chest to make your booty bigger.
How to win
1. Get Loony
Prizes
1. You trade loonies for Righteous Specials at Rudy’s
2. You sell loonies for cash
3. You trade loonies volunteer coupons
4. You trade loonies for epiphanies
Grand Prizes
1. You click on “Store” and donate to the Atlanta Volunteers to get valor coins then spend them on door prizes and swag.
Unnecessary Details
You can produce great social media for your channel! Crafted and rehearsed catfishing schemes are used on pirate raids at other locations. Practice at Rudy’s and then a group of you flash mob any location or especially a karaoke bar starting with a rehearsed sea shanty. This will break the ice to play “Get Loony.” Your game card bait is ready to go, so “Get Loony.”
Pirate School is at Rudy’s.
Once a gang is ready they will go on a live-streamed pirate raid to the closest location that has karaoke. Each person on the raid will have a phone half in a pocket or securely attached to their body so it can live-stream for 2 hours. The gang will be live-streaming to a zoom screen back at Rudy’s. The righteous pirates at Rudy’s can watch the raid from a dozen different angles on zoom. Each person is recording hands free video that can be edited together into social media. Rudys Righteous Pirates can make suggestions back to the raiding party to make it more successful.
On the raid, the performer registers with the DJ and says they are going to sing Acupello. When it is their turn, the rehearsed and scripted flash mob performance begins when the performer says “this is sea shanty most of you know and a pirate raid by the Atlanta Volunteers. I need to form a gang of pirates from the Atlanta Volunteers.” (and a few pirates come up to join her. They may or may not have instruments or percussion.)
The raid starts with a song called “The Drunken Sailor”. The rules for the shanty are explained by the performer. You improvise a verse to sing. If you haven’t improvised a verse you have to do a pirate jig with the ugly stick while the next person sings. (They produce a collapsable ugly stick.)
As the song starts, some of the raiding gang do a couple variations of a simple pirate jig so anybody can copy them. The microphone is passed around to about three people in the gang so that people understand the rules. At least one person does a jig instead of singing. The performer holds up the mic motioning another person from the patrons to sing. Part of the raiding party pretending to be in the audience stands up or comes forward. After this goes on a few times the local patrons will understand what is going on and the microphone can be passed to them.
This will be repeated at about 30 minutes later by another pirate, and then an irish jig will be sung the third time this is tried.
This will lead to some crew recruitment by playing the game “Get Loony.” This will bring a bigger gang to Rudy’s to rehearse or the Atlanta Volunteers clubhouse on Lake Lanier to have an “adventure with purpose.”
