As long as this is all in good cheer! I was a medic in Afghanistan. I was glad to meet the people who had strong family values and values we have lost. Sure the Taliban that I treated in the compound next door to the airfield in Khandahar were misguided, they were still a life to treat with respect. Some of them were just like the Georgia rednecks all around me that regularly shoot first, second and third then want to know what we were speaking about.
I will take this down in day or two. piratedivebar.com/dan
In the following script I don’t want to mock peoples belief in religion while boasting about my sons benefit. Hard to decipher but I am sure you are up to it.
Prologue
Special Heroes
Good Cheer & Good Deeds
Cameron is a Hero with Down syndrome who had a miracle. Cameron’s miracle has inspired an experiment by the Atlanta Volunteers to create 30 more miracles. This experiment, that you can help with at home, will use a scientific method to prove if miracles are real.
We start with Camerons miracle. Aphasia and dysphasia are common with Down syndrome. For a year after leaving intensive care Cameron couldn’t swallow water without it being thickened. At 9 years old my son went from speaking one word at a time very, very slowly to speaking in full sentences suddenly after he made a promise to God and country to help other people. He is now a Karaoke star and achieved a black/red belt in Tae Kwon Do and has had many other accomplishments.
Our experiment will start with 30 special heroes born with miraculous super powers such as Down syndrome, spina bifida or autism. If a miracle occurs those special powers will turn our special heroes into Super heroes. If those Super Heroes accomplish tasks thought to be impossible, they will prove that miracles exist.
The Atlanta Volunteers is a nonprofit that is leading this experiment set up as a double blind study, with repeatable results and then peer reviewed.
If you help with this experiment there are 9 ways to get paid and some are spectacular!
In our experiment we want to prove that two sides of an equation equal each other.
We will do this experiment 30 times to see if we get repeatable results. 30 Hero teams will try to turn 30 special heroes into 30 Super Heroes. How often will the experiment be true and have a miracle created and how often will it be false and no miracle will be created?
Here is the equation each Hero team will prove true or false.
Energy Produces Work produces Results produces Benefits = Good cheer produces Good deeds produces Miracles produces Heros.
Where Energy = Goody Cheer, Work=Good Deeds, Results=Miracles and Benefits= Heroes.
Our hypothesis is that good cheer is the positive energy that creates good deeds, miracles and heroes.
We start by immediately producing good cheer with humorous language as we explain this experiment. Good cheer is the positive energy that powers everything to success and is the difference between an ordeal and an adventure. To create the smiles, laughter and the language of good cheer we will use a comedy device called opposite day and a jovial adventurous theme of Pirate Humor. The comedy of positive energy starts now.
(Camerons welcome to the Pirate Dive Bar intro is inserted.)
Episode #1 – Setting Up The Experiment
A Dubloon is a pirate coin that we call a loony. A loony is our unit of measure for Good cheer. You could say that good cheer is measured by how loony you are. Go to your account at the top right of your page and you will see just how loony you are and your public ledger so that everyone else can see how loony you are.
A Loony coupon changes loonies into good deeds and good deeds into loonies. Click on a loony coupon and loonies go from your ledger into another persons ledger. A receipt shows on your phone screen and both ledgers. These 100% transparent public ledgers are used for everything and provide peer review and public inspection of the Atlanta Volunteers.
Good deeds are what you are the most proud of and since all pirates are proud of their booty, Good deeds=Booty. Having your loony booty do anything is a miracle and if you actually accomplish something you are a hero.
A state fair is where you find the most good cheer for every state of mind you are in. We are going to describe our experiment as if each of the 30 Hero teams is operating a booth at a state fair. Hero teams can operate as many booths as they want. Each booth is a thrift and volunteer exchange and is called a TAVE. Loony coupons found at your TAVE let you volunteer, have fun, win prizes and do anything you want.
A state fair is a fun place where you can find a lot of loony booty. Everything is an exciting reward for volunteers and donors that creates a lot of good cheer. Lets harness that energy.
Think of loonies as the little red tickets you get at a ticket booth. Nonprofits operating the ticket booths get 100% of your donation. You also get a tax receipt from PayPal Giving. For every 25 cents you donate you get 1 loony.
You can get loony by volunteering or donating products and services.
Every TAVE is where volunteers and donors are rewarded for being loony.
People can see the username, date and donation amount for every transaction on the ledgers. Loonies shrink by 15% each time they are used. Follow the ledgers backwards a half dozen times and you can find the PayPal donation that created loonies.
Here is how our pirate theme creates good cheer at every TAVE.
A Sailor, Landlubber or pirate that operates a TAVE is called a Bootymaster. Everybody who registers is called a Bootymaster and has their own TAVE. The webpage for your TAVE is called your country. A QR code for your country is called your flag or tramp stamp. Your tramp stamp looks great on your booty. Every country has an encoded register button. If your tramp stamp is scanned and a person registers, they become your citizen. If they are already registered they can choose to volunteer for you or visit your TAVE and click on a loony coupon. If a Bootymaster is a great leader for a country they can grow their citizens and volunteers and send them on quests and raids where they roll up their sleeves and help the community where they live and end up getting loony.
Getting a visitor to scan your tramp stamp and turn into one of your citizens is called the tramp stamp game. Citizens have a choice to pay a 10% booty tax to their bootymaster. If they do, or don’t the Bootymaster can choose an innocent person random to get a booty/booby prize that can be auctioned off several times before anyone knows what it is. The Bootymaster doesn’t know if somebody is guilty of paying their booty tax so he picks an innocent person to know for sure if they are guilty. One person is just as innocent as another.
For the first 300 years the USA did not have a currency and it thrived and grew. A mans word was his honor. Your public ledger works to show your good cheer and good deeds and how honorable you are. In the name of honor, you can bribe any bootymaster to give anyone else a booty/booby prize after judging them with no trial. Operate your country as if you were part of a barn raising bee in the 1600’s. Everybody joyously contributed to building the barn and everybody benefitted.
Experiments need a double blind study and peer review. To publicly document our experiments that produce miracles, each Hero team will produce a 30 minute video using an identical format. There are 20 tasks on the video layout. Each task has a specified time period that can be plus or minus 2 seconds with the final video plus or minus 2 seconds. The task list will be explained later. The community owned, crowd sourced interactive broadcast of Special Heroes is a paradigm shift and it will be explained in the next episode.
Each week for 30 weeks a different Hero team will present the video of their experiment. This will create a weekly TV series called “Special Heroes.” There will be 5 playoff episodes and one grand prize episode to determine the greatest miracle created. This TV series creates a new genre called “altruistic comedy.”
Instead of TV show of where a team fixes up an old car, house or garden the Hero team will fix up a persons life by turning a special hero into a super hero. Documenting their progress over weeks or months the Hero team will solve quality of life issues for housing, employment and the pursuit of happiness. Some teams will demonstrate a solution for special Heroes called an Ability Team. This is explained on our about page. Some teams will create a new business for their hero. If they succeed and produce a miracle for ability, employment, housing or the pursuit of happiness, the experiment is proven true. If they fail the experiment is proven false. We will then have a percentage out of 30 tries to judge our experiment to prove if miracles are real.
Now lets go back to our state fair with booths that we call TAVES. We will start with 30 but have room for thousands more. You can attend our fair live or you can live-steam to each booth or do both. This is called the venue of the TAVE. Before the gates to the fair open, all the TAVEs and events have to be set up. The people working the TAVEs have to be trained and tested. Pre-publicity has to start. That is where we are now and it is called pre-production.
Just like many other state fairs, a parade will advertise the opening of the gates and lead the crowd inside. Since we are at the Pirate Dive Bar this will be a Boat parade where you can live-stream to each boat or watch from shore as if it was a TAVE in our state fair. The boat parade is called Yo Ho Extravaganza and will attempt to break a worlds record for the number of boats. The fun and excitement of each boat being like a TAVE at a state fair, will create B-roll for the TV series and pre-publicity when we break the worlds record. You can see the loony booty on each boat and can get loony with them using a booty search. You bribe them with loonies for fun, games, dance, karaoke contests, fishing contests and any type of exhibit, education or anything they can think of. Just like all the different types of floats in any parade except each boat is an interactive live-streaming part of a state fair.
To visit by live steam you can do a booty search by boat name, username, start time or other search terms or type in the parade boat number. For example if we have 1,000 boats you can type in number 678 and the Country page for that boat appears. At the top of the page is everything you need to know about how to live-stream or connect with them and at the bottom is the TAVE where you see the fun and prizes for their boat.
On the main broadcast of the boat parade, in order of boat number, each boat will go live for 10 seconds. This is like watching the Christmas day parade on TV. Boats will have weeks to rehearse for a spectacular live 10 seconds as that 10 second clip will stay with their boat until next years parade or the next event they are in.
A TAVE with food service is operated by a Mermaid. A Mermaids country is where you find their lair. The restaurant or sports bar they work at is called a petting zoo, just ask any Mermaid if they have been petted at the zoo they work at. You can feed loonies to the mermaids to make their booty bigger and then get loony with them for cash. Mermaids will lure sailors to their doom with their treasure chest, food and booty. Sometimes their siren song during the karaoke challenge game will ring the bell on the bar and they will serve a drink called crashed on the rocks.
To create a double blind study you can choose comedy or genuine registrations and give real or bogus information. The second part of the double blind study is that there is no email verification, no app to download, no phone permissions, no geo location, no social media logins and you can register as many times as you want creating as many different characters as you want.
There are three types of content. Sailors are genuine. Landlubber is half genuine and half comedy. Pirates are not discussed at the pirate dive bar as pirates are stealthy, disguised and innocent.
Comedy and genuine registrations help us create a double blind study and create more characters for TAVEs, Live action role play, cosplay, rehearsals, brainstorming and small productions. Everyone is a Bootymaster and your greatest skill is being a carnival barker to catfish loonies out of their loonies by making them loony.
Bootymasters have 9 different ways to recycle their loony booty into cash. The two best ways are just by having somebody scan your tramp stamp. That is it. All you have to do is display your tramp stamp on business cards, social media, bumper stickers and anyplace you can think of. Well there is on more thing you have to do. You have to be an Agent before our gates open and before the coach of a special hero or a citizen that becomes cast or crew scans your tramp stamp. When we have all 30 special heroes our gates will open.
As we get closer to opening our gates the cost and requirements of being an Agent will get very difficult. We start with first come for agents and 120 loonies. This represents a single dollar donation for each of our 30 teams and no training requirements. The price and training requirements will rise as more agents register.
You should stop this video right now, register, click on your dashboard and become an Agent as time is critical.
When our gates open nobody else can become an Agent. Here are all nine methods of getting cash to help with our experiment to create miracles.
(make each coupon a default choice to share)
The first way to get cash is with an agent award. There are 30 agent awards for finding the coach of the special hero. For each of your citizens that coach a special hero you get 1% of that episodes gross. This could be a spectacular amount of tens of thousands of dollars simply by having your tramp stamp scanned.
Next there are 30 hero teams that need cast and crew. If you choose to be an Agent, for each of your citizens that become cast or crew of any team, you get 10% of their crew share on the day they are paid. This could be thousands of dollars.
The third place awards are the door prizes. The odds are easy at first and increase as more door prizes are sold. They have amazing tropical adventure, episode appearances and cash.
The next 6 methods involve recycling your loony booty for cash. Recycling is the cash reward for creating good cheer. Youtube, tik tok and all other social media sites would not be multi billion dollar corporations if they did not pay out millions of dollars to creators. Paying you cash is what helps to motivate you to be a creator of good cheer. You are going to learn how to recycle your loony booty for cash and create good cheer.
Recycling for paper, steel or loonies works the same way. The recycled price is better than the new price. If the new price for loonies is 25 cents each, the recycled price might be 10 or 15 cents each. Citizen A donates with PayPal and gets 2,000 loonies for a $500. They visit your TAVE and you get 500 loonies for three loony coupons. The first is 250 loonies for an animal rescue quest, the next is 50 loonies for a hamburger, fries and a drink and 200 loonies were gambled on horseshoes.
At another TAVE somebody will donate a bicycle for 500 loonies. $125 gives you 500 new loonies at 25 cents a loony. You have 500 loonies, time to recycle them for 10 or 15 cents a loony maybe even 20 cents a loony.
Donate $125 for new loonies and get a tax receipt or use recycled loonies for $50 – $100 with no tax receipt?
Create a loony coupon for recycling. The recycling method, folding cash in person or cash app cash is listed. The contact method is also listed. After a deal is made loonies are transferred first as they are 100% worthless and you lose nothing if you don’t get cash. This is exactly the same as a waitress exchanging good service for a tip. She doesn’t know if she will get cash or how much it will be.
We honor waitresses and anyone in the food service industry that already recycles their loony booty for cash by giving them the title of Mermaid. If your TAVE contains food for live crowds or loony coupon discounts for online crowds you get the title of Mermaid.
There is another way to get loony. It is called a quest. A quest is a volunteer event that other people can join. Lets say your quest is for animal rescue this Saturday at 10 am. Make social media and loony coupons about your quest. On your social media put in a link back to your country page at the pirate dive bar or display your tramp stamp. Tell people if they donate to the Humane Society from your country they get loonies to spend at our state (of mind) fair. The Humane Society gets 100% and they get loony.
Ssocial media inspired by quests to help others are very popular and can help the revenue of your channel grow. Social media can increase your citizens and the odds of getting episode or cast & crew awards. Recycling your loony booty to fund your next quest and social media production and keep growing. Recycling can be like adding a second revenue stream to any social media you have. It also gives you access to volunteers and inspirations for quests that help others.
Your Citizens are duty bound by spitting then swearing a pirate oath that they will pay a 10% booty tax to you whenever they remember or feel like it. They risk a booty/booby prize from paying or not paying the booty tax. Except for the Bootymaster, their inner circle, trusted associates and friends of friends, nobody knows if the prizes are rewards or punishments. They can be auctioned and suddenly changed as many times as it takes before redemption occurs. The booty/booby prize can be redeemed or the pirates that try to get their hands on your loony booty can face redemption.
Here is an example of the good cheer created with booty/booby prizes and redemption. At a pool party somebody will have to walk the plank and it looks like a gauntlet of beach balls before going over. They chicken out and auction off the prize with a rigged false flag auction arranged by a bunch of drunken pirates whispering words of mutiny. The next person gets up and now the booty/booby prize is a school of mermaids waiting to lure the sailor off the plank into the doom of a mermaids treasure chest. That guy happily walks the plank and is devoured by the mermaids. This display catfishes the crowd for the next auction. The next prize is also walking the plank. The mermaids are waiting, the price goes higher with an auction that is settled. It suddenly changes and goes back to beach balls and no mermaids just as he walks off the plank. One last chance as another prize has been found to auction for no beach balls just mermaids. That auction goes very high as those mermaids really want to get loony. This raises a lot of money for the nonprofits. Just as they are about to walk off the plank, the whistle blows and the shift for those mermaids ends and a new shift and school of mermaids just back from battling the Kraken takes over. Some of those mermaids have beards, Adams apples and a rudder.
Here is an interesting loony coupon to raise money for nonprofits. An afternoon of wakeboarding is offered for 500 loonies. Do you buy new or recycled loonies?
Now back to your animal rescue quest. After you have closed your TAVE for the day your team of volunteers will go to a restaurant and visit your favorite Mermaid. Here is how we explain recycling if a Mermaid recycles her loony booty for cash.
Your favorite Mermaid has specials such as 10 loonies get $5 off any hamburger, 8 loonies get a free drink, 4 loonies get fries for $1.
Her loony coupons turn the loonies you got for free by volunteering into actual cash discounts from your bill.
You have 30 people in your team and after your celebration the Mermaid has a really big booty, that is over a thousand loonies big.
Now the Mermaid gets to recycle her loony booty for cash, yet once again.
The 1,000 loonies are worth $250 if you donated and got them new. The Mermaid can recycle those loonies for $100 or $150 or for whatever price and conditions she wants. This saves somebody else $100 or $150 over donating through PayPal. They can use them at the restaurant for even better discounts or at any TAVE in our state fair or our boat parade called Yo Ho extravaganza.
It takes only seconds for the Mermaid to create a recycling coupon. She clicks on a price and loads default information.
A buyer sees her loony coupon and lair at the petting zoo and then arranges some good cheer during recycling. In the lair information you see a selection of comedy interaction examples with the words booty, loony, surrender the booty and more. For example, in front of your friends you say “I want to get loony with you” , the Mermaid says “Hey sailor, that will be $100 and get to the back of the line if you want me to surrender the booty”. The Mermaid transfers loonies to you and you hand her $100 in front of your friends that have no idea of how to get loony with the Mermaid. This and the treasure chest and big booty of the Mermaid will lure them into doom. This will probably also create a great clip for social media if you can get one of your henchmen to secretly film it prearranged with the Mermaid in on the joke.
Will this help your social media channel grow, your citizens grow and increase your odds of getting Agent awards? The 30 Agents for the episodes also get an all expense paid invitation to the tropical adventure competition for the cast party.
Once again, Mermaids are anyone who works in the food service industry. We call every employee a Mermaid as they can all create loony coupons for their business giving discounts on food and attracting customers with lots of good cheer.
Mermaids are the fourth way to get cash and they have the best chance of making the most money as an Agent, recycling and playing the tramp stamp game as they get to show off their tramp stamp to new people every day to get discounts and specials on food. When they register for the food discounts, they automatically become the Mermaids citizens.
The fifth way is playing games and contests at your favorite petting zoo. The Karaoke Challenge game, loony gambling on darts, pool, baseball games and doing anything else with loonies is 100% legal as actual money is not used.
The sixth way is for anyone including retailers, yard sales, bake sales and anyone else to do the same thing as Mermaids by offering discounts to their customers if they exchange loonies.
The seventh way is for anyone to create a loony coupon for volunteering, donating household items, or listing products and services from their business.
The eighth way is with good cheer online by playing the tramp stamp game, a card game called get loony, or gambling on loony booty with or any sports, music, art or education challenge they can think of at any club, organization or business.
The ninth way is with Pirate School. The link is on the adventure page. Everyone has to learn, do and teach skills for safety, sailing, swimming, scuba, boat operation and production skills to advance on their pirate report card. You pay people to learn, teach or do and they have to pay you to learn, teach or do.
Now that you know how to get cash from recycling your loony booty, lets review this episode.
Loony = A volunteer reward coin that measures good cheer. Loonies shrink 15% each time they are transferred.
Booty = Good deeds, volunteering, art, music, sports or donations of products or services.
Loony coupon=Changes loonies into booty and booty into loonies. If somebody clicks on your loony coupon, loonies go from their account into your account. A receipt shows on their phone screen, your public ledger and their public ledger.
TAVE=Thrift and volunteer exchange. A collection of loony coupons.
Recycling=Exchange loonies for cash. Similar to scalping tickets but at a lower price. Get loony from volunteering, then offer any cash price for your loony booty.
Bootymaster = Everyone who registers is the Bootymaster of their own country
Country=Your webpage with an encoded register button, contact information at the top and a TAVE at the bottom. Click on “Wave this flag” to copy and print your tramp stamp.
Mermaid=Any Bootymaster that exchanges loonies for discounts or specials on food.
Petting Zoo=Sports bar or restaurant where a Mermaid works.
Shark=Anyone other than a Mermaid who wants to recycle their loony booty for cash
Agent=A person who gets referral money for finding cast and crew do this ASAP!
Citizen = A person who registered using the register button of your country.
Volunteer = A person who clicked on the volunteer button of your country
Visitor=A person who has never registered.
Tramp Stamp=A QR code also called the flag of your country.
Bribe=You send loonies
Catfish=You receive loonies
Catfishing tournament = The biggest booty wins
Flat organizational structure=Everybody is the Bootymaster of their own country and can choose to volunteer for another country. You are the leader of your citizens and volunteers. You never have to wait for permission, you make your own decisions for quests, raids and how to recycle your loony booty into cash.
Yo Ho Extravaganza = Name of our interactive boat parade and world record attempt
Public ledger=A list of all the transactions and messages of any person
Donation ledger=All PayPal giving transactions for any nonprofit we list
Comedy Registration=Real or fake information that creates a stage name
Genuine Registration=Emergency contact information and waivers
Quest=A plan of action that helps another person
Raid=Pirates who know the Karaoke Challenge Game form a raiding party to take another location by surprise with the purpose of capturing citizens by showing their tramp stamp. While challenging them to a singing and dancing challenge. This makes your pirate gang bigger and you continue raiding other locations.
Pirate School=A place where you learn safety, sailing, scuba, aquatic and production skills.
Venue=The venue of each booth can be live, online, live-streamed, in chat, zoom or any combination of anything. It can be while strolling thought a city park, at a fishing spot with your boat, a restaurant, an HOA clubhouse, a lobby, a church bake sale, concert, or on your phone or laptop.
Atlanta Volunteers Clubhouse=A place on Lake Lanier that is by appointment only while under construction. This is a vocational group home being built for special heroes.
This episode has shown you how to create good cheer and recycle your loony booty into cash to create more good cheer.
In the next episode we will show you how to follow a script outline to turn a special hero into a super hero and create 1 episode of the TV series called Special heroes.
You will also learn how to participate in Yo Ho Extravaganza from anywhere on the internet or to be part of a boat crew on Lake Lanier. Finally our plan for the 250birthday of this country will be discussed. Briefly, the celebration is a giant floating flag you see on our about page that would go up and down the reflecting pool at the national mall with revile and taps then video of the fireworks going off. If we can’t get access to the national mall, we will pick another location.
Fair winds mates, Get loony and surrender the booty!
Cheers!