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In the first two videos we introduced the business structure, loony booty and altruistic competition. In this section we are going to look at Booty and how you can grab some booty.
It is fun to play with booty especially if it is really loony booty. Being paid to have fun with loony booty is a goal we all want. Loonies are an amazing comical currency that can turn into cash on the spot.
You can get loony by donating to the nonprofit or by logging into Kroger. That is pretty boring stuff so lets skip the explanation and get some real pirate booty.
You can get loony when you win a sports bet or cheat at darts. You can get loony by throwing a party or when you play the Karaoke Challenge Game at a sports bar. You can get loony when you feed the mermaids at the petting zoo or get loony when you are chained to the oars at a boat raft up.
Now lets explain all those. First the basics. Paypal creates all our loonies. The birth certificate and the pedigree for each loony is found on our Paypal ledger. The Pirate Dive Bar is a nonprofit site where everything is in loonies. Loonies target donations and that is explained in the next video. Paypal provides secure transactions for a 2% fee. 98% goes to the featured nonprofit with the Atlanta Volunteers taking out no fees and we have no charges for a nonprofit to use our site. We refer to donors by their fictitious user name but donors do have the option of providing any information they want in their donor bio. Donor bio’s start you on the path to virtue signaling and factually show everyone how much of a Hero you are!
In the section called High Seas click on the button called “Kroger”. There you will find instructions on how to login to Kroger, choose our nonprofit and get loonies. You are put on our Kroger ledger.
You can get loony by winning a sports bet. Loonies are a worthless game point less valuable than plastic bingo chips or monopoly money. You can bet, bribe, gamble and whoremonger all you want with them and be perfectly legal. Go to Epiphany and create a game card or use discover to find a game card to find a person to bet against.
On the Discover page you will see our one rule. ” When you transfer loonies, you are catfished. The catfisher reels you in and weighs your loonies for the catfishing tournament. Be suspicious of honest deals!”
This means that as soon as you use the transfer widget and send loonies, your turn is over. There are no refunds, do overs, promises that need to be kept or expectations that products or services will be delivered. You took the bait, you transferred loonies, you were catfished. You are in the Pirate Dive Bar playing with loony booty. You need to be very suspicious of an honest deal as they are probably just walking you down the garden path building your trust for bigger and bigger deals. There is a catfishing tournament and that will be explained later. If you can figure out how to cheat at darts, pool or poker and get loonies for doing it, you are a Hero!
The Pirate Dive Bar has a great way to get loony at a party. You need to understand how an electronic loony turns into a poker chip and then back into an electronic loony. You also need to be a carnival barker and buy or sell loonies for a higher or lower price than what we charge for donating to a nonprofit.
To understand how to have a loony party, you have to remember that loonies are just game points and have no value whatsoever. We are so conditioned to attaching value to paper or electronic numbers that we use a Catfishing Tournament to create comedy and show what obvious suckers we are. Even with the reminder that loonies have no value it will be hard to follow this logic.
When you donate 25 cents through Paypal you get one loony. Think of loonies as quarters and you are using them for poker, bets, dares, food or drink. BTW, selling a beer for 100 loonies is the same as selling it for $100 of monopoly money or for 5 blue poker chips. You are not selling the beer, you are giving it away for free as all those have no redeemable value and none of those are legal tender. In a Casino poker chips do have a redeemable value posted when you buy them, loonies do not. If you wanted to you could redeem that $100 in monopoly money for $200 cash or $5 cash it still does not give it redeemable value you have simply done something foolish. It would be like grabbing a handful of mud and selling it for $5. The mud has no redeemable value but you got $5 for it.
Human nature makes you think loonies are worth 25 cents each because that is what you donated to get one. Lets say you have been cheating at cards or bowling all day and have a thousand loonies. That is great as the nonprofit received $250 in real money to produce worthless loonies so you could play and cheat. Now turn into a carnival barker and sell loonies for 10 cents each to the person standing beside you. Lets say you sell 100 loonies. They hand you $10, you transfer loonies from your account to them and include any message you want for the public ledger or none at all. Did you cheat us out of $25? Did you save them $15? No you did not cheat us. You did save them $15. The loonies are busy working to create marketing. We got the $250 in legal tender to create them, we don’t care what you do with them, they are worthless. Lets say you tell the guy that he is a complete fool for using his credit card at the pirate dive bar. For $30 bucks cash you will give him 100 loonies that he would have to put $25 dollars on his credit card for. Did you just get $5 for your trouble or did you get $30?
You are probably feeling the results right now of monetary conditioning as you try to figure that out.
In our catfishing tournament we use public ledgers to weigh the catfish and the catfisher and catfishing is a great way to feed your team with targeted donations. More on that later.
Now that you know the basics lets have an epiphany to create a loony booty party. The actual purpose of the party is to get people to donate to a nonprofit. There is a second purpose, creating comedy bumpers for our episodes and your social media. You enter video of your loony comedy as a tryout in the work section.
Use the customizer to select or create party rules, challenges for the Karaoke Challenge Game, Food for feeding the mermaids at the petting zoo or debt to chain slaves to the oars. You can also create new games, challenges, bets, dares and bribes for your party with the customizer. The more fun you create and share the better the nonprofit does.
You should post livestream links to your party weeks in advance. People online can donate to the nonprofit to get loony and make suggestions to build your party.
To create a loony party you need a Bootymaster and a Gamer. They can be the same person or can be multiple people taking turns joining your party online or live. The Bootymaster is the commander, a judge you must bribe and punisher. The Gamer is a computer nerd looking at their phone and giving the Bootymaster suggestions. Go to Epiphany under the play menu. Choose sailor, landlubber or pirate depending on what type of party you want. Next create the epiphany or game card for your party. Choose the details you want to include. Copy and paste the share link and post it to social media or send it to your friends weeks before your party. In your party description talk about the rules, games, food, bets, bribes, challenges and other features of your party. Your guests will be able to make comments and add their suggestions for bringing food, decorations, costumes, music and other things that build out your party. Your posted party notice will also get online players to make suggestions and watch your party online and betting loonies.
Charge an admission price, in loonies to your party to live and online guests. The nonprofit gets 100% of the admission price so you are not using legal tender and this keeps it legal. As guests arrive they transfer loonies to your account for the admission price. Take their food, drink and party supplies and give them loonies for them depending on how much you like them. If they want their supplies back, they have to exchange loonies for them at whatever price the Bootymaster decides. This means that if a beer snob walks into the place with a high dollar beer, somebody else can outbid them so that the beer snob has to drink the crappy stuff. You know exactly how big their booty is, so you know how much you have to out bid them before they have to donate to the nonprofit again.
The Bootymaster at the party expects bribes. The Bootymaster should always be armed with a variety of weapons such as spray cheese, an actual whip, a can of whip cream, a ping pong paddle and more. Only two of those are actual weapons, the spray cheese and whip cream. Some people are lactose intolerant and the others are rewards for people that like being paddled or whipped. A Bootymaster never knows if she is punishing or rewarding a guilty person so picks an innocent person to know for sure.
The Karaoke Challenge Game can be played at any sports bar while regular Karaoke goes on. The DJ or permission from the bar is not needed and they don’t have know or do anything. It can be more fun if they get involved but it is totally not necessary. It could be great for their business but the learning curve for them to understand it would be almost impossible. You can play by yourself with online players, with people at your table or with people scattered around the bar and online players. You can even challenge other players at different bars anywhere in the world using livestreaming. You find each other with your game card.
It is very easy to figure out. You give loonies to somebody for great well thought performances or to act like a fool. You create the conditions on your game card. If you know a few regulars that you see on Karaoke night, demonstrate the game to them. Learn how to create prizes and punishments by viewing them in the customizer. Your game card will let you plan air bands, duets, quartets, costumes, dancing and other activities during the song. The Drunken Sailor is another game you can play during Karaoke night.
Feeding the mermaids at the petting zoo is a game for pool parties, boat raft ups and even in your sports bar. It is very simple. Mermaids perform tricks for food, just like at seaworld. The tricks can be simple such as bribing the Bootymaster to use her weapons or can be elaborate catfishing schemes. Just hearing the name of the game will get people creating challenges. See examples in the customizer.
Create debt to chain slaves to the oars. First of all we don’t know whose dirty oar this is and how she got into the party and what pronoun they have. Is it a punishment or a reward to be chained to that dirty oar? Use the customizer to create or select your catfishing schemes. The innocent that are being punished might be willing to donate to get away from the filthy oar or donate to be chained to her, him or whatever.
In the next video we will visit the Bootymaster and take an exciting look at tax strategies, targeting donations, shares, bribes, loansharking, influential booty and shareholders.
