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“Volunteer coupons” let you buy or sell, “epiphanies” let you watch or play.
Our pirate lingo uses “Catfishing” or “bribe” to playfully mean donate. Catfishing with art, sports and volunteerism is a comical way to “fun raise.” 100% of the donation goes to the selected nonprofit and you get worthless pirate coins called “Loony.” Win or earn loony then trade for booty, booby prizes or exclusive restuarant and retail coupons. Try to look bootyful and have your big booty judged in a booty contest. The biggest booty wins! The only rule is “You lose!” Skilled Mermaids (servers at any restuarant) can trade their loony booty for cash and prizes to lure sailors to their doom.
Feeding Mermaids at the Petting Zoo (earn points)
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Strategy for the expert level
Object:  Create reasons for people to donate and have loonies to spend.
Method: Create any product, service, performance or art where loonies are more valuable than real money.
Example 1: "Donate $1 in loonies, get $2 off this hamburger!
Example 2:"I will wash your car for 25 loonies."
Example 3: Bake some cookies for your break room, price them at 10 loonies each.
Exmple 4: "I will bet you 50 loonies I can get the boss to sing a sea shanty a do a pirate jig"
Example 5: Admission $10 off when you donate $5 in loonies.
100% of the money a person donates through PayPal goes to the nonprofit they choose.  The Atlanta Volunteers gives you 1 loony for every 25 cents you donate.
A public ledger is automatically made for the nonprofit donation and another public ledger is automatically made for the "loony" transaction.
You do not handle and cash or credit cards for your "fun raising" and you automatically get the loonies in your account.  You keep the loonies and can spend or trade them!
Win: You laugh first and then another person laughs.
Give or recieve products and services with volunteer coupons.
Watch or perform art, sports and music with epiphanies
Goal: Get Loony! - Biggest Booty Wins! (Just like that dating site you spend way too much time on!)
Game Card Options
Easy - donate then transfer loonies
Average - Use search tools to crowd source and develop art, music, sports and volunteerism
Expert - Create Volunteer Coupons and Epiphanies
Wizard - Create content for the TV series "Special Heroes"
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Catfishing examples: Volunteer Coupons or Epiphanies
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Catfishing Tournament
Catfishing Tournament (Quickstart)
First Responders Boat Parade
 
Heroes are First Responders or Veterans, active or not.
Special Heroes are Heroes born with the “Special Powers” of Down syndrome, Autism, spina bifida etc.
Each boat has one or more  “Game Cards” to enable live streaming and “fun raising.”  Online viewers can skip around to view and react with any of the 3,000 boats or game cards they want to. Some police, fire, EMS, veteran and celebrity locations may also want to set up a land based "booth" to telecommute and live stream to join the parade. When online viewers donate to any of our listed nonprofits, they get electronic pirate coins called “loony” that are transferred to a "Bootymaster" during live streaming.  Two types of items are on the boats game card, a volunteer coupon and an epiphany. Both of these have a widget called “bribe.”  A volunteer coupon trades Loonies for discounts, items or labor.  An epiphany is a performance, skit, gamble, challenge or sport that is performed while livestreaming.  Online viewers “bribe” the bootymaster and the bootymaster “catfishes loonies” from the loonies.
The parade is free and on a first come basis by category.  Captains or lookouts may request volunteers to live stream and fill the roles of Bootymaster, Gamer or other characters.  Captains or lookouts may request volunteers to help decorate or perform an “epiphany.”
  1. First come for Heroes with Special Heroes in their family
  2. First come for Heroes or families of Special Heroes
  3. First come for people live streaming with a game card, volunteer coupon and epiphany
  4. First come for people not live streaming
Celebrities, Celebrity Auctions, Door Prize winners, Decorated boats and teams for episodes will be placed in the parade at the Atlanta Volunteers Discretion.
Except for wave runners, all watercraft must have a minimum crew of two trained people, a captain and a lookout.  A third reccomended person known as the “Bootymaster” live streams and performs the epiphany found on the boats game card. A fourth person known as the “Gamer” takes over the live stream duties so the bootymaster can perform the epiphany.  Other characters such as mermaids, galley wenches, cabin boys, sharks, gunners and more can be added.  Additional live streams and Bootymasters can be added to the game card.  The captain and lookout can rotate with anyone that has passed online parade  training.  Passengers and those without assigned duties are not considered part of the crew for purposes of the game card.  “Online Gamers” can bribe to direct or manage the epiphany by negotiating with any other Bootymaster or Gamer for co-ordinated skits.
Each captain and lookout must complete the free online parade training and be dedicated to their safety duties.  Each boat must meet the safety and parade requirements described in the online training.
Each boat must print out the parade flag on a piece of paper and tape it to the captains station and include enough space around the paper to recognize the boat and take a picture of it. Other fun photos should be taken of the crew around the boat.
Boats are organized into 10 boat squads.  Three squads are organized into a group.  The parade will have a maximum of 100 groups traveling at walking speed and will know how to start and stop together similar to any other parade.
Catfishing Tournament
Catfishing equipment (also known as an "Enviromentally Purposeful Public Scam" or "EPPS") will let you vote for yourself, create false flag plays and be an agent provocateur to carry out your duties as a Praetorian Guard.
Part of a "Volunteer Coupon" is shown below
The moderation score is positive 3 and Sailor is in green.
The moderation score is -2 and Landlubber is in red and warns you not to read that post! When the score drops to -11 the post disappears.
Anybody can make any post disappear. Posts are like sandcastles on the beach. Any praetorian guard, like your fratty sister Karen can knock them down.
This is actual true community moderation!
Sailor means the post meets broadcast standards, has no copyright infringements, alcohol, smoking, salty language and is safe for work, school or in the courtroom of the praetarian guards. These are the posts that "maybe just maybe" are "OK" enough to be used in the TV series "Special Heroes."
Landlubber means the post could be okay in most sports bars if the score is close to zero, but definitely not if it is closer to -10. If you are ever in doubt, if it should be deleted, just delete the post by giving it a score of -11. Think of yourself as a "First Responder" for the Ministry of Truth. Nobody gets banned, just thrown overboard to the sharks.
Pirates are posts that disappear when they are thrown overboard. Lets say you see something truly disgusting and filthy such as "The Dodgers are the greatest!". Immediately down vote (down votes costs 3 loonies and upvotes cost 1 and these pirate battles raise money for nonprofits) that moral turpetitude and throw that Pirate overboard! If they are from Pittsburgh then they might stay if the Atlanta Braves are not around. You can fine tune moderation scores to make a point. For example, give something a positive score of 1,000 and you will be honored by the Ministry of truth! (If that Dodgers scoundrel does that, the good people in the room should see it as a call to action and attack that post even though downvotes are three times as expensive as upvotes. No way could that Dodgers scoundrel be an agent provocatuer in a false flag play).
You vote for your own stars!
Stars cost 1 loony each and show how much you care about your own post and how much you care about freeloading off this site. The first thing you should do is vote for yourself to get all stars. Otherwise you look like you gave your own post no stars. You can down vote stars on somebody elses post to sell them protection insurance against star downvoting or to call somebody else a freeloader. Check your posts and upvote your stars to bring them back to being full and avoid costly protection insurance for star damage.
You can see the booty, bribes and influence peddling of any person by doing a Booty search
Welcome! Without any laws or votes to create the Ministry of truth, qualification, knowledge or an election, you have just been drafted into your new life as a praetorian guard in the "Ministry of Truth." Your mission is to eradicate a free speech disease of comedy in the body politics called "disinformation." Mark anything that has a moderation score to -11 and that Pirate walks the plank and disappears. You will get honor by being a bootyful marksist in the Ministry of Truth.
If you look at a public ledger, you can see catfish peddling their influential booty around town. A praetorian guard does not judge on truth, they are influenced by the booty they see peddling around them.
It costs 11 loonies to get Genuine EPPS catfishing bait. In a catfishing tournament the catfish are judged by how bootyful they are. Catfish try to peddle their influence with bribes. Judges take the bribes to win. (The judge wins not the catfish) A booty search will let you look at any bodies booty on their public ledger. There you will find all their loony bribes and messages for influence peddling. (look top right in your account >balance > loony history) to see yours. We see that your booty is this big.
Bootymasters only punish the innocent such as the always innocent Praetorian Guard in our multiple systems of injustice. Bootymasters have been known to give winners of catfishing tournaments the choice of walking the plank to be eaten by sharks or being motorboated by the Bootymaster with a booby prize. Henchmen of catfishers get booby prizes and the elite ruling class get booty prizes. There are more than two systems of injustice for judging booty.
A skilled catfisher or mermaids can feast on loonies to make their booty bigger and afford the Genuine EPPS Catfishing bait! You have enough booty for open catfishing. Do you want to catfish in the open season or cut bait? (cutting bait is donating to any of our nonprofits)
Youtube, tik tok and other platforms pay you for content. Can you do much better here? How do we do it? What aren't we telling you? Should you attend Pirate School?
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Type of catfishing
Catfishing Tournament = Game card content you created

Our reward points are called "loonies". 

You get one loony for every 25 cents you donate.  The nonprofit you choose gets 100%!  
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