One button does everything!

Select “Blackbeard” for a bribe. A transfer widget appears. Put 1 in the amount and say “Yo Ho” in the message then “Transfer”

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Click on this “Epiphany” to see their booty, transfer widget, livestream link, copyright, shareable link, & more

Cenaboyce

Hi Loony 1

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Choose “Very Quick” to make your own test, then use “Edit” to change something as you will use “edit” buttons a lot on this site.

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Select “Blackbeard” then look. You will see your loony transfer and your message. You will also see that Blackbeard only got about .85 or something else and not one loony. “Booty Rats” will eat your booty when you transfer. When you transfer loonies there are no refunds, do overs or mistakes. “You lose” is the only rule we have. You can ignore or break that rule and make up other rules on the spot which can also be ignored and broken.

Free automatic copyright and shareable link

The free automatic copyright is a genuine first step in the copyright process. We use it here for brainstorming and for crew positions. The shareable link lets you paste your “Epiphany” to messages or social media. In the following form select “Quick”

Booty Rats will eventually eat most of the loony booty on the ship and you will need to create more. Loonies can only be created when somebody makes a tax deductible donation to our nonprofit dba as the Atlanta Volunteers. Similar to an arcade, for every 25 cents you donate, you get one loony. The Bootymaster tells Mermaids, Galley wenches and Cabin boys to catch fat booty rats. This makes the Bootymaster loony. If you see her in person working as a bartender or server, she can sell her loony booty for to you for cash. She uses the transfer widget above. Bootymasters can make whatever cash deal they want. 1 or 2 for a dollar or 7 or 8. They are not cheating the Atlanta Volunteers out of donations, they are turning the Booty Rats into a marketing department. Eventually those yummy re-cycled green carbon credit loonies will be all eaten up and more donations to the nonprofit will have to be made to get more loony. When the Mermaids and Galley Wenches feast on Booty Rats, this creates a feeding frenzy. Other Mermaids, Galley Wenches and Cabin boys will start catching Booty Rats in other locations to be part of the frenzy. Mermaids attract Pirates with their karaoke siren songs, Galley wenches with their grub and grog and Cabin boys, well we don’t talk about them liars, the cabin boys.

Sending loonies is bribing, receiving loonies is catfishing.

Catfishing

If everybody knows you are lying, can you still catfish them?

The biggest booty wins! (just like dating sites). Lie, cheat, steal, whoremonger, gamble, beg, bet, bribe judges and gamble on the whoremongering to get big booty. Use honesty sparingly and only to chum the water.

There are unlimited ways and places to catfish live and online for big booty at the Pirate Dive Bar. There is even a catfishing tournament. The biggest catfish are the online players sitting in moms basement in their underwear drinking beer and using our livestreaming features to check out what is going on at their local bar. Anybody can use their cell phones to easily livestream their catfishing expeditions from their local bar. They can use our easy livestream feature or use any livestream app they want.

People at home watching you drink, play darts, pool, the Karaoke Challenge Game, the Drunken Sailor or Feeding Mermaids at the Petting Zoo can instantly make you loony by using their phone or laptop and our transfer widget.

Since you can look at everybody’s booty history and see everything they do, you will know how to catfish them and how to strategically create just the right bait to land the big ones for the Catfishing Tournament. Tournaments are found in the “Play” menu.

Here is a beginner style of catfishing. In the play menu you will learn how to create, rehearse and perform advanced skits for catfishing. These skits can be performed live, online or in the TV series to catch the really big Catfish. The work menu contains tools to create the 30 episodes for the TV series. This TV series includes “Comedy Bumpers” made from short clips of your skits.