Catfish

Log out if you are on a real profile. Log back in and create 1 or 2 bogus profiles here. Go back to the classifieds and choose the pirate prizes or pirates reward section to post. Start with simple catfishing such as “I will make like a hoover on your wing wang for 30 loonies, right now out in the parking lot.” If they transfer loonies to you, you won! 25% of their transfer goes to the charity, you get to keep 75%. This lets you recover the cost of your posts when you catfish. You can tell the catfish they just landed in the boat or keep angling them for more loonies. Even though that is obvious as bogus, somebody could respond with “What model of hoover?”, you have just catfished one loonie for the charity. Try being graphic, funny, obscene or shocking until you figure out what works, just rate your post “pirate.” Although this is your chance to post hard core, obscene shocking material CNN’s Toobin has already “beat” you to it. You are welcome to try as much hardcore as you want, but it will probably not work as well as being funny, mysterious or possibly real. I am guessing some guys will disguise themselves as lipstick lesbians and catfish other guys that are also pretending to be lipstick lesbians. You might try sending the catfish a series of pics, each one just a little more revealing each time they send you loonies. People that are actually catfishing with a real profile will not believed no matter what they say or do and this is when you should get some betting involved. You can bet all you want with loonies.

Send a private message to the bootymaster to enter your catch into a “secret” catfishing tournament.

Catfish
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