Bootymaster

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The object of the game is to support the charity by using the classifieds! Tournaments, activities and prizes for gambling, catfishing, gaming, mermaids, karaoke and much more are found in the classifieds. Each time somebody uses the classifieds they donate one game token called a loonie (25 cents) to the featured charity. You create interesting posts in the classifieds to troll and catfish people into supporting the charity.

3 Rules can be summed up by saying “All Transactions Final(this lets pirates cheat you out of worthless game points and get away with it)

1. You never have to pay any fine, punishment or perform any service, but you can.

2. You pay for a product or service before it is delivered or performed.

3. You do not have to deliver a product or perform a service that was already paid for but you can.

Buy or sell loonies with cash! 

This internet game also uses cash, food, drinks, slavery and skullduggery! People that will buy or sell loonies for cash could be standing right ne to you. People are listed in the classifieds as bankers and anyone can instantly become a banker and be found on chat, zoom or in the classifieds.

Lets say you buy $20 worth of worthless loonies with your credit card.  The charity gets your real $20, you get 80 worthless loonies (unless you mistakenly think they are 25 cents each!).  You could sell loonies for cash to somebody else who thinks these worthless loonies have value. You might charge a convenience fee of $10 (because you took the time to use your credit card) and sell them to the person next to you.

You make the trade here on this page by sending 80 loonies to their username and adding a message similar to “$30 for 80 loonies”. If the deal goes through, you have just sold something worthless for a profit and gave $20 of real money to the charity. This type of message is called a ‘Bootyrat” and it is publicly stored in your profile on the drop down menu called “Loonies History” the top right of your screen. Anybody can see what kind of Bootyrat infestation you have by reading your history. Bootyrats can by hunted by anyone. You now have $30 cash in your hand, and you get $10 of real cash profit and yet the charity still got $20.  You might go the other way and sell the 80 loonies at a loss for $10.  The charity got $20 but it only cost you $10 and the other person got a great deal.  A win, win no matter what you do with them!  You can also wheel and deal with food, drink, bribes, punishment, slavery and take commands from the bootymaster to get loonies.

So here is the pirate part. After you make a deal and transfer the loonies, your turn ends. If you got a fair and honest deal and the person kept up their end, you can resolve this by bribing the Bootymaster to punish the innocent, fair and honest players especially those not involved in the deal. The other person is under no obligation to hand you $30, especially since they are just worthless game points. You were catfishing for $10 in profit but you now have been sharked for 80 loonies. The charity got the $20 first, and the rest is a game. (In reality, you did not lose $20 or $30 all you lost were worthless game points while supporting the charity.) The record of the bootyrat is all you have when trying to fight off the shark attack or warn others of sharks. Everyone can read the “Loonie and Bootyrat history” of any other player and determine is they are sharks, catfish, pirates, mermaids etc. The loonie history is how you develop strategy and fish. Expert catfishers carefully craft their Bootyrat history and bait. Sharks just go in for the kill. Since both parties will lie about the fishing expedition, and you don’t know how much praise you should give them for their catch, the only option is to bribe the Bootymaster to punish an innocent person. You can bet on if the punishment is delivered effectively, what it will be and what kind of bribes will be involved to give that innocent person a second or third round of punishment. This gives you a chance to make a second wrong to make things right. The Bootymaster or Deputy Bootymaster decides on the bribes and who is innocent enough to be punished long before any facts come out. (Fact checkers get the most punishment.) Post the details of the transaction in “Punish The Innocent” classifieds so that others can grab their pitchforks and torches to join in on the activities. Post your comments and bids to buy, sell, trade or create punishment for the innocent, it is a great way to relax.

If you have been doing really well catfishing suckers, turn those loonies into cash, food, drinks, slaves or escape punishment by selling them!

This charity website is like playing an arcade game with 25 cent tokens. The featured charity runs a few days a week where it gets 100% of the tokens you purchase and other days where 50% of the token sales support servers, the band, karaoke singers, mermaids, featured Pirates and catfishers who win tournaments. You should create a fake profile using a made-up email such as cat@dog.com or anything else that is in a bogus email format. You can use a real email if you want an account that can be recovered. We give you 2 loonies to start playing. You can buy more with a credit card but we send you to Paypal to make the transaction. We do not ask for or store any of your information on this website, that is all done offsite through Paypal. We prefer that everything here is anonymous and no information is collected or stored. You can create a second or third profile that uses a real email for the newspaper style classifieds.

Running side bets with other people on what they think the outcome of the punishment will be is a great fund raiser as it costs one loonie each time somebody has and idea about the punishment.

To transfer loonies to another player you send a “Bootyrat“. (RAT = Recipient, Amount, Type message) You get loonies by catching bootyrats. Bootyrats eat 25% of your loonies, you will see the transfer amount get eaten away each time you make a transfer.

Deputy Bootymaster Initiation

Deputy Bootymasters can compete to run their own games, parties and events as the “Bootymaster” on their own site where they punish the innocent, command pirates and steal as many loonies as they can. They can use the ill gotten gain for themselves to pay for party costs or to support a cause or organization they believe in such as providing a home or boat for unwed fathers.

Once you learn up to level 8 you can request a gang initiation to become a Deputy Bootymaster and take bribes to punish the innocent and be the banker, judge and commander of any party or gathering on your own website with your own paypal address that collects all the funds.

Level 1 – Send a message with points, read the points history

R=Captain, A=1, T=Permission to come aboard Sir

Press submit and then go to the top right of your screen into your profile. Use the drop-down menu and read “Dubloons History.”  You will see the details of this BootyRAT in the history.  You can see the history of any player and can find them in the members section in chat.

You have just created, sent and verified your first “bootyrat.” The Captain caught this one and got a loony but this bootyrat just ate part your loonies.  Verify the bootyrat infestation by clicking on the Captains profile and reading his history. Reading a players history lets you determine if you are dealing with an honest sailor or a lying pirate.

Level 2Complete a coin toss, darts, sports bet or other simple challenge for points

Send a message with 1 loonie to your buddy Bob.  “Hey Bob, lets play darts for 10 points”.  Bob sends the 1 looney back to you with the message “Sure”.  You play darts, after the game the loser creates a message “You win, here are your 10 loonies”.  If people do not see the payout when viewing your history, you can suspect they cheat!

Level 3Use the chat room or forum to discuss challenges

Click on chat.  A chat window for that group opens up.  Send a test chat message.  A persons chat name is also the name you can use to send a bootyrat or to view their profile. 

Level 4Post/view challenges in the classifieds, buy a product or service with points

The classifieds let you view or post in different categories.  Post a test message and then view it.  You can advertise for anything and buy anything with points if you can make a deal.  Messages posted or read in Classifieds do not show up in your history, only when you pay for a service or product found in the classifieds.

Level 5 – Create and post a custom bootyrat game for you or your organization

Create a new account for piratedivebar.com with a name that your group will recognize as the Deputy Bootymaster.  Post your group meeting details in the Forum.  Meet at a time of your choosing in one of the available chatrooms.  The Deputy Bootymaster collects your dues, fines and levies fees for coffee and donuts at your meeting.  Your are a conditional Deputy Bootymaster.

Level 6 – This is played live with poker chips, but online players can join in.

Your group decides who the Deputy Bootymaster is. The Bootymaster tells everyone how many poker chips will equal one loonie, ususally one poker chip for one loonie. Players can pay in cash to the Bootymaster for loonies or poker chips. If the Bootymaster is an honest sailor at heart, the value of the poker chips to loonies never changes. If the Bootymaster is more of a pirate she believes math is a failed religion and gives out poker chips in random amounts no matter what she agreed to. She gives out more to suckups and less to the innocent who deserve to be punished. She is cautious of creating a mutiny, being thrown overboard or tied to the mast and lashed due to her poor math skills.

The Bootymaster determines what items are in her prize counter. It could be bake sale items, volunteer duties, empty promises, gift cards or unknown covered “booby” items that the buyer must take or bribe their way out of if they do not want it. The Bootymaster will manipulate the value of loonies along with inflation and deflation just like they do with our fiat USA dollar.

Players use the pokerchips for bingo, poker, buying snacks, drinks,  bake sale items, paying volunteers or prizes. The Deputy Bootymaster transfers points back to players at the end of the event however she wants for poker chips.  She can give extra points to people who have bribed her or skim a few off the top from people that played honestly or fine people for being honest. (honest people pay fines).  Taxes, use fees, admission and any reason for keeping points is at the discretion of the Bootymaster.  The players turn was over as soon as they transferred points to her for poker chips or prizes. 

All Bootymasters must beware of mutinies.

Level 7 Have your youtube channel earn bootyrats. (without anyone being logged into google or youtube)

A 100 bootyrats is a $40 value.  A hundred youtube likes is almost worthless.

A bootyrat has the value of a $0.25 game token.  This is many thousands of times the value of a youtube like.  Bootyrats have no complicated formulae for earning revenue or google account needed to be used. As long as both people have joined this site, you transaction goes around youtube & google and right into the account holder at the pirate dive bar.

Go to the Youtube forum in classifieds for more information on linking your channel and then go to the Youtube section in classifieds to complete the set-up. The point of the exercise is to show that without logging into google or youtube you can still access their services and get paid for views on your channel.

Level 8 – Have your Facebook activity earn bootyrats. (without anyone being logged into google or Facebook)

Go to the Facebook forum in classifieds for information on linking your Facebook account without being logged in.  Go to the Facebook section in classifieds to complete the set-up. As long as both people are members here, the transaction goes around facebook and directly to the facebook account holder. The whole point of this is to completely sidestep Facebook and use their services and not be logged into google or Facebook.

Level 9 – Become the Deputy Bootymaster to raise money for you or your cause

You must pass a gang initiation here to learn more. Search for “initiation” in the classifieds.

Level 10 – The advanced version of this website is where you can learn the skills that let you skulk around like a pirates remain hidden until they attack or caught by clever sailors.  Pirates pass initiations to join secret gangs and meet in secret places until they join for parties or raids.  Only Pirates can tell you more and you will learn this if you have passed the previous gang initiation. Level 10 also contains information on becoming cast or crew for the TV series “The Tropical Adventure Competition,” or how to compete on an episode, lead a team, be a passenger, cast, crew or be a team owner, producer or director for one episode.